stargates:

why is this so hard

sptd:

hoshaway:

monetizeyourcat:

confirmed

what is this animal

confirmed

sptd:

hoshaway:

monetizeyourcat:

confirmed

what is this animal

confirmed

psiioniic:

littlecrowofdoom:

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

Or I can just hate pop music because the majority of it stands for nothing but living your life in a moment with no worries or problems and denying reality. Plus there’s not enough guitars for me.

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monetizeyourcat:


a tough opponent

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

unclefather:

alittlehartosexual:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is pure sexism in everyday society.

This is whoreable 

pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar
yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year

yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year

awwww-cute:

That makes sense

awwww-cute:

That makes sense

blurrypicturesofmikewazowski:

i love mike wazowski but i wouldnt hesitate to slam dunk him into a basketball net if i had the chance