sociallyawkwardwhitekid

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR YEARS

my blog is an acquired taste

if you don’t like it

acquire some taste

Excuse me, Mr. Drug Dealer sir, does this weed come in chewy gummy vitamin form?

jaredpadaleckis:

ugh the worst feeling ever is when you have your period and you have to sneeze or you have been sitting down for a while and have to get up

bipolar-spears:

the how fucked are you scale

bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone

amyponder:

but honestly i feel like i’ve earned my accidental random encounter with a celebrity by now

blackfemale:

this is actually really pissed me off when I was watching the movies, so I’m deleting the jokes

bluntess:

art

everets:

I would love to get friendzoned because then I would have a friend