bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

manhood:

This could be us

manhood:

This could be us

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

hotboyfriend:

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

t-angy:

i want to be 18 but i also want to be 8

fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

100worms:

if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over

lzbth:

i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL

hornersimpson:

People with cute noses are lucky

pecancat:

Stupid idiot baby

pecancat:

Stupid idiot baby

paradisaic:

looking at the first page of a math test

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