mixtapewormhole:

the truth is out there

mixtapewormhole:

the truth is out there

joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

spookersmcskelly:

Thank mr skeltal

spookersmcskelly:

Thank mr skeltal

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality

majortvjunkie:

tempestuous-sovereignity:

my name is luna enriquez

Dear Lunchbag

this needs to always be on my dashboard

shynun:

typing kkk instead of kk:

image

andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye

andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye