why is this so hard
lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music
Or I can just hate pop music because the majority of it stands for nothing but living your life in a moment with no worries or problems and denying reality. Plus there’s not enough guitars for me.
a tough opponent
This, ladies and gentlemen, is pure sexism in everyday society.
This is whoreable
man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read
having 3 friends is a lot of work
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
she’s turning 30 this year
That makes sense
i love mike wazowski but i wouldnt hesitate to slam dunk him into a basketball net if i had the chance