blindbeards0llux:

no mom im not a “shrek fan” im a brogre

grahamthekitten:

treat yourself like ed sheeran would treat you

evancrossing:

You:

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Me:

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lms if u the hoe sibling

sulidaesy:

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

awwww-cute:

Just a bunch of baby otters snuggling

awwww-cute:

Just a bunch of baby otters snuggling

I’m becoming more silent these days. I’m speaking less and less in public. But my eyes, god damn, my eyes see everything.

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Yo.

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always reblog.

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rumpelstiltskln:

Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image